Top 10 Signs You Spend Too Much Time Online
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<h4>Top ten signs you spend too much time on the internet</h4>
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10. You opening line is, "So what's your home page address?"
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9. Your best friend is someone you've never met.
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8. You see a beautiful sunset, and you half expect to see "Enhanced for
Netscape 1.1" on one of the clouds.
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7. You are overcome with disbelief, anger and finally depressed when
you encounter a Web page with no links.
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6. You feel driven to consult the "Cool Page of the Day" on your
wedding day.
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5. You are diving on a dark and rainy night when you hydroplane on a
puddle, sending your car careening toward the flimsy guardrail that
separates you from the precipice of a rocky cliff and certain death.
You look for the "Back" button.
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4. You visit "The Really Big Button that Doesn't Do Anything" again
and again and again.
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3. Your dog has his own Web page
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2. So does your hamster.
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And the No. 1 sign that you have overdosed on the WWW:
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When you read a magazine, you have an irresistible urge to click on
the underlined passages.
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