# heh
alias vogue {@vog = 1;^govogue}
alias govogue {
timer 3 ^window set status_format1 ${HWHT} <o>   ${CL}${BBLU}${WHT} %Xinfo${CYN}:${WHT} %*%@%N%#%A  %T%O%H%M%F%B %Q%>%D 
timer 3 ^window set status_format2 ${HWHT}  <\\${CL}${BBLU}${WHT} %!  %Xserv${CYN}: ${HBLK}[${CL}${BBLU}${CYN}%X$curserv${HBLK}\(${CL}${BBLU}${CYN}$curport${HBLK}\)]${CL}${BBLU} %>%4%L%5
timer 6 ^window set status_format1 ${HWHT} _o_   ${CL}${BBLU}${WHT} %Xinfo${CYN}:${WHT} %*%@%N%#%A  %T%O%H%M%F%B %Q%>%D 
timer 6 ^window set status_format2 ${HWHT} /> ${CL}${BBLU}${WHT} %!  %Xserv${CYN}: ${HBLK}[${CL}${BBLU}${CYN}%X$curserv${HBLK}\(${CL}${BBLU}${CYN}$curport${HBLK}\)]${CL}${BBLU} %>%4%L%5
timer 9 ^window set status_format1 ${HWHT} _o>   ${CL}${BBLU}${WHT} %Xinfo${CYN}:${WHT} %*%@%N%#%A  %T%O%H%M%F%B %Q%>%D 
timer 9 ^window set status_format2 ${HWHT} /> ${CL}${BBLU}${WHT} %!  %Xserv${CYN}: ${HBLK}[${CL}${BBLU}${CYN}%X$curserv${HBLK}\(${CL}${BBLU}${CYN}$curport${HBLK}\)]${CL}${BBLU} %>%4%L%5
timer 12 ^window set status_format1 ${HWHT} <o_   ${CL}${BBLU}${WHT} %Xinfo${CYN}:${WHT} %*%@%N%#%A  %T%O%H%M%F%B %Q%>%D 
timer 12 ^window set status_format2 ${HWHT} < >${CL}${BBLU}${WHT} %!  %Xserv${CYN}: ${HBLK}[${CL}${BBLU}${CYN}%X$curserv${HBLK}\(${CL}${BBLU}${CYN}$curport${HBLK}\)]${CL}${BBLU} %>%4%L%5
timer 15 if ([$vog]==[0]) {^endvog}{^govogue}}
alias unvogue {
@vog = 0
eecho dont strike the pose.}
alias endvog {
^window set status_format1  %X${HBLU}Ü%Y ß þ${CL}${BBLU}${WHT}  %Xinfo${CYN}:${WHT} %*%@%N%#%A  %T%O%H%M%F%B %Q%>%D 
^window set status_format2 %X${HBLU}ß%Z²%Xß${CL}${BBLU}${WHT}  %!  %Xserv${CYN}: ${HBLK}[${CL}${BBLU}${CYN}%X${HBLK}\(${CL}${BBLU}${CYN}$curport${HBLK}\)]${CL}${BBLU} %>%4%L%5}
eecho vogue loaded.
eecho Inspired by (dh).
eecho type /vogue for statusbar erotica, /unvogue cancels.