# shellwhore.bx v1.3 by twiztah
# 12.12.97
#
# 1997 shellwhore awards :
#
#    rolex -- and outstanding italian shell whore, has a shell on every
#             whore box and is proud to irc from it! also a great imap 
#             HaXoR. give it up br0thers!@#  /msg rolex want a shell.
# whatsnew
#
# I AM THE LAMER OF THE WEEK ON THE CONFLICT W3BP4G3!@# I FEEL HONORED!@#
#
# /ctcp rolex grass  <= its all good ya all.
# ^^ check icmp logs in a min.
#
# greets go out to (in no particular order):
#   dred, dreamwalk, cha0s, netman, shade, hop, panasync (great client), icetrey#   and all of the /<-l33t CoNFLiCt iMaP GaNGStAHz.
#   if i forgot to mention you, bite me.
# 
#   -*- NEWS UPDATE -*- BUST-A-PONY -*- NEWS UPDATE -*-
#
# (netman) rolex likes to stick cryola crayons up his ass
#  
#  HERE IS ROLEX'S REAL INFO *WOOHOO*
#
# Name      Raymond Torricelli
# Address   926 Webster Ave, New Rochelle, NY 10804-3533
# Phone     (914) 235-5245
# Fav Band  Spice Girls, Hanson, Puff Daddy
# Species   Italian Hybrid Pony.    
#
# hey roflex, whats the dilly wif j00r wu manG friends and mother russia?  
#
# added (1) new command(s) :
# 
# /rolexinfo 
#


@sw.ver=[shellwhore [v1.3]]
^eval set format_version $format_version + $sw.ver


@ shellwhore.echo = [(s/w)]

alias whorehelp
{
eval echo $shellwhore.echo commands :
eval echo $shellwhore.echo /whore <nick> -- whore a shell from nick
eval echo $shellwhore.echo /noshell <nick> -- bitch at nick for not giving you a shell!@#
eval echo $shellwhore.echo /detect <nick> -- tell nick to fuck off (for sysadmins only!)
eval echo $shellwhore.echo /rolex -- tell rolex how much you love him!
eval echo $shellwhore.echo /rolexinfo -- scroll rolex's info to the channel!
eval echo $shellwhore.echo /owhore <nick> -- whore an O:line from nick
eval echo $shellwhore.echo /swhore <nick> -- whore a script from nick
eval echo $shellwhore.echo enjoy!
}

alias whore 
{
eval echo $shellwhore.echo whoring a shell from  $0 
//msg $0 yo wussup!@# *shellwhore*
//msg $0 can i have a shell on your box please? i just need it for pine and irc.
//msg $0 i won't run a bot or fill up the hd.. what do you say?
eval echo $shellwhore.echo whoring complete!
}

alias noshell
{
eval echo $shellwhore.echo bitching at  $0  !@#
//msg $0 well fuck you motherfucker!@#! 
//msg $0 fucking nigger bitch!@#  i hope you join conflict!@# *diss*
eval echo $shellwhore.echo done bitching!@#
}

alias detect
{
eval echo $shellwhore.echo shellwhore detected  $0  !@#
//msg $0 LISTEN HERE NIGGER!@# *shellwhore*

//msg $0 YOU CANT HAVE A SHELL ON THIS BOX, DONT EVEN FUCKING TRY IT!@#

//msg $0 fucking shellwhore!@#* go whore from rolex!@# /msg rolex can i have a shell please, i'll be your friendly pony!@# /msg rolex horsey?  <== do that for a shell NOW!

//msg $C OMFG, this shellwhore  $0  just asked me for a shell!@# *shellwhore*
}

alias rolex
{
eval echo $shellwhore.echo making fun of the  italian horsey 
//msg rolex pony? *cF*
//msg rolex KaN eYe JoIn Da CoNFLiKt iRc GaNG?!?! i KaN TrAdE WaReZ aNd iMaP SHeLLz. i HeArD YoUr iMaP DePaRtMeNt iS FuLL BuT i KaN STiLL HeLP, oK??!?! BtW i GeT oPz iN MaNY /<-L33T CHaNNeLZ!!@! AiGhT BrO WaTcHa ThiNk?
//dcc send rolex /bin/bash
//msg rolex HeRe iS a SHeLL!!! :))))))))))
eval echo $shellwhore.echo check logs in about 10 seconds for PaCkEtZ :\  (you just made fun of the irc warrior god himself -- rolex)
}

alias rolexinfo
{
eval echo $shellwhore.echo bust-a-pony started in  $C 
//msg $C rolex[CoNFLiCT iRc GaNG]'s real info:
//msg $C name     raymond torricelli
//msg $C address  926 Webster Ave, New Rochelle, NY 10804-3533
//msg $C phone num (914) 235-5245
//msg $C /ctcp rolex grass -- for more info.
eval echo $shellwhore.echo bust-a-pony completed! 
}

alias owhore
{
eval echo $shellwhore.echo now whoring an O:line from  $0 
//msg $0 yOH manG!#& :>
//msg $0 can you please add me an O:line on your server?
eval echo $shellwhore.echo done whoring :>
}

alias swhore
{
eval echo $shellwhore.echo now whoring a script from  $0 
//msg $0 wussup.. *scriptwhore*
//msg $0 can i have your script plz? :>
eval echo $shellwhore.echo where is the script?
}

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